Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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