Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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