How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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