belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
The feeling are messing with the penis
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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