we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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