Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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