but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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