I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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