She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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