I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
