I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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