oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
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