I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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