i may or may not be watching the land before time
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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