Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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