Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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