Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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