i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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