Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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