I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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