Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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