Dual....:-)
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Houston, we have a blender
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
A+ Viking dick
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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