TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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