I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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