I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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