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Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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