Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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