Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
only you would photoshop your dick
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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