So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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