I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
what day is it and did you see me today?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
The air was thick with penises
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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