billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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