Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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