Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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