they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
