Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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