these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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