that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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