Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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