3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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