I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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