So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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