So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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