Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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