I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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