I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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