Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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