i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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