i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Bring me that man meat
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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