We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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