Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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