sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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