I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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