she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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