We won't sleep together?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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